Dream thread

[theholycow]

I'd be like

[Cez★]

Originally Posted by Juan!

i hate dreams like that porque IRL you would be like and go to baffroom with legit door

Originally Posted by theholycow

I'd be like

[BillyJeanKing]

i had a dream that wanz was in my driveway

he was driving a suburban i think

foo had his woman, two kids and two dawgs

i looked out teh window and he must have heard me shuffling the blinds so he looked around for a while

then he started cursing at his dawgs i think

/end of dream

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by KOURKE

i had a dream that wanz was in my driveway

he was driving a suburban i think

Suburban? parents has a burban, could be legit

Originally Posted by KOURKE

foo had his woman,

going good

Originally Posted by KOURKE

two kids and two dawgs

IT WASNT ME BR0, WAS IMPOSTER

Originally Posted by KOURKE

i looked out teh window and he must have heard me shuffling the blinds so he looked around for a while

Originally Posted by KOURKE

then he started cursing at his dawgs i think

nvm could be legit

[BillyJeanKing]

[stonehenge]

for dreaming of me

[Greatwhite]

i kid yall not...


Last night I was dreaming and the only thing i can really remember from it was being at a party with Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble and we were all shit faced and we piled in a little purple single cab toyota and i Had to drive and fred made barney ride bitch since he was shortest.

Last part i remember we were driving the truck in circle on a Highschool track field... and my phone starts ringing and im trying to answer but i couldnt find it...

turns out my actual work phone was ringing and I was being called out for work at 4:30 this morning.

[stonehenge]

sounds like a good time

[Cez★]

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bit shit id wanna party with em

[VmaxEngage]

Had a dream night before last.

All I was doing was flying a remote control helicopter.




DFW one now

[Bass]

I dreamt we were hunting ducks and geese, I shot one on the water and killed a fish. So then we started shooting at fish. But then it became one of those school dreams where you didn't do your homework so you just hope the teacher passes you by and won't notice.


On a side note one of my childhood friends since I was like three or four and I were talking this week. It seems her and I have dreams thy are almost identical about the bathrooms at our old elementary school. Like down to the smallest details they are the same. Creepy.

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[Cez★]

go fuck in them restrooms imo

[stonehenge]

Ken been using gov powers to read wimminz dream journals then uses it to try and get in le pantalones.

[Bass]

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[theholycow]

Going to replace exhaust on my truck using OEM pipes and a Thrush turbo. (I probably knew why in the dream but now I have no idea why.) I'm happy I get to use my new air tools. Dad is trying to kill a fly with spray and empties lots of cans trying and we can barely breathe even though we're in a really big room.

We go to the dealer and I see a classic muscle car. IRL I'd say 70s Challenger but in my dream I said it was a Firebird. Stick shift of course. My kitties bark as I'm looking at it and I think they must be telling me not to get too interersted in it, but as I walk away I realize they were telling me that I had reached the parts department. I consider whether I need the parts counter or the service counter.

I go to the parts counter and tell the dude what I want. He asks questions and says he could identify it by looking. I suggest using my Picasaweb so he gives me the keyboard. The resolution is set ridiculously low, barely anything fits on the screen. I try to type it and mistype, sending it to an adult sex toy site. I apologize, close the window, hope he won't get in trouble, and pop a CMD window where I type iexplore and the address.

[stonehenge]

turbo
air tools
muscle cars
kitties
nerdiness (cmd, picasaweb, etc)
accidental sex toys



but mostly:

Originally Posted by theholycow

My kitties bark... they were telling me that I had reached the parts department.

[theholycow]

To clarify: A Thrush turbo muffler, not a turbocharger.

Honestly, thinking back, that was by far the most realistic dream I've ever had. Everything in it is possible and most of it is even likely enough. There were no nonsensical changes. The only thing that was totally fucked up was the kitties barking.

[stonehenge]

barking kittahs to let you know when you reach your destination are pretty bamf immfo

[theholycow]

Wait, why would I buy OEM pipes and a $20 muffler?

The Thrush turbo I put on works great, surprisingly nice and quiet, but it'll probably rust out in a couple years.

[stonehenge]

I kinda miss the beast exhaust from the truck. Been thinking about putting a mawwflur on the CV. Truck had a flowmaster. I don't miss the drone that some RPMs gave me. Want something more mild for the CV but still mean when le foot goes to floor.

[Cez★]

i had a wtf dream today. me and some friends and my bro i think ended up going on a trip somewhere. some reason decided to come back to my moms house and there was a chinese person here. somehting happened that needed the chinese presidents atttention and he ends appearing at my hosue with like a maaid or something. they said they needed to be alone with the other chinese person in a rooom and closed the doors (for some reason i remember them not drawing their hands out from under some cloth and i point that out) so i end up bringing em tea to see wtf is happening and theres some chinese boy out there with like an m16 or some shit and he ends up pointing at me so i rush the little chink and he ends up drawing out a smaller handgun all bf3 style and im still rushin and manage to cap that bitch. then the prez shows up holding another gun i think. so i blast that fgt too. then im all worried about wtf will happen to me nao and im like "mehbeh i should tweet this" lul. then we end up heading out somewhere leaving someone to clean up the mess i think then i woke up

[stonehenge]

[Ewok]

had a dream the other night and I usually dont remember dreams but my dad who has had 2 strokes and is diabetic and we think he has the onset of alzhimers in real life I had a dream he called to talk about something and he says why the fuck are all these cars on my side of the road and i'm like dad are you driving? your not supposed to and he starts to say something and the line goes dead..................that was it

[theholycow]

[stonehenge]

Not cool