Deep thoughts, by Rick Handey - Page 4

lowerc · 03-14-2011, 06:11 PM

**theholycow** · 03-14-2011, 06:13 PM

Wait, what about if a fat chick falls on my wood?

**stonehenge** · 03-14-2011, 06:16 PM

then

03-17-2011, 11:23 AM

its a nice difference,

**stonehenge** · 03-17-2011, 05:14 PM

If job = jerb, does bob = berb?

SUP BERRB

**theholycow** · 03-17-2011, 10:40 PM

I need to get into the car. Lerb that key ferb over here.

Deus ex machina: When the author solves a difficult problem with a cop-out.
Deuce ex machina: When the author takes a shit on the story in the process.
Douche ex machina: When the author is a jerk about it.

**stonehenge** · 03-17-2011, 10:42 PM

hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

Snowman · 03-21-2011, 04:12 AM

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Cez★ · 03-21-2011, 04:35 AM

dat masochist

**stonehenge** · 03-21-2011, 02:19 PM

cez enjoys diarrhea

observing azns do et anyway

Cez★ · 03-21-2011, 10:05 PM

**theholycow** · 04-11-2011, 08:21 PM

Would it be funny if a girl had a shaved cooter and tattooed-on pubic hair?

**stonehenge** · 04-11-2011, 08:36 PM

**theholycow** · 04-11-2011, 08:59 PM

Deep thoughts in an IM conversation:

Me: but Microsoft will probably make it a new de-facto standard
Friend: well, if MS history is anything to relate to
Friend: they will compare and contrast
Friend: fuck up a paradigm until it's no longer recognizeable
Friend: then make something that is better than the mess they made
Friend: then, everyone else will do it better, for free
Friend: and MS will catch up again
Friend: ad nauseum
Me: or add nauseum
Me: come to think of it we could condense that all to "microsoft will add nauseum"

**stonehenge** · 04-11-2011, 09:02 PM

**theholycow** · 04-11-2011, 10:53 PM

I thought "microsoft will add nauseum" was kinda witty.

**theholycow** · 05-29-2011, 12:04 PM

If haste makes waste, good things come to those who wait, and patience is a virtue...why is procrastination bad?

---------- Post added at 07:04 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 AM ----------

If actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mighter than the sword?

**stonehenge** · 05-29-2011, 07:08 PM

Early bird gets le worm fits in there somewhere too I think

**theholycow** · 05-29-2011, 07:42 PM

Good point.

**stonehenge** · 07-25-2011, 02:36 PM

BillyJeanKing · 07-25-2011, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

hey bish, plz slerb mah knerb

like kern on le kerb

**stonehenge** · 07-25-2011, 10:46 PM

DFW some kern on le kerb

roasted wif buttah

BillyJeanKing · 07-26-2011, 02:58 AM

and slathered in mayonnaise

mexi-style

**stonehenge** · 07-26-2011, 03:00 AM

BillyJeanKing · 07-26-2011, 03:05 AM

tis troo??? i knew it

mexis lub mernayse on theyz kawn

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03-17-2011, 10:40 PM	#81
theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	I need to get into the car. Lerb that key ferb over here. Deus ex machina: When the author solves a difficult problem with a cop-out. Deuce ex machina: When the author takes a shit on the story in the process. Douche ex machina: When the author is a jerk about it. __________________

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03-17-2011, 11:23 AM	#79
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04-11-2011, 08:59 PM	#89
theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	Deep thoughts in an IM conversation: Me: but Microsoft will probably make it a new de-facto standard Friend: well, if MS history is anything to relate to Friend: they will compare and contrast Friend: fuck up a paradigm until it's no longer recognizeable Friend: then make something that is better than the mess they made Friend: then, everyone else will do it better, for free Friend: and MS will catch up again Friend: ad nauseum Me: or add nauseum Me: come to think of it we could condense that all to "microsoft will add nauseum" __________________

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theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	I thought "microsoft will add nauseum" was kinda witty. __________________

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theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	If haste makes waste, good things come to those who wait, and patience is a virtue...why is procrastination bad? ---------- Post added at 07:04 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 AM ---------- If actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mighter than the sword? __________________

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