Important: The Chat Thread 2

[Cez★]

Hai

[stonehenge]

[stonehenge]

tis friday bitches

[TATERNATER]

[stonehenge]

that dude on reddit who fell backwards and pissed all over himself in front of his coworkers posted this pic, someone put this up in the bathroom

[Cez★]

[theholycow]

[BillyJeanKing]

for cez:

Kirkaw Bungz got hops


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[shootermcgavin003]

is friday and im vaction all week coming

[Cez★]

kourke plsgodie

[shootermcgavin003]

that be one dark nga just saying

[Cez★]

darker than wesley snipes

[shootermcgavin003]

idk about that..

[Cez★]

y u no watch chappelle show

[shootermcgavin003]

i got it foo along with the part in dont be a menace when he says he hates the back of wesley snipes neck. but they aint no nga darker than snipes.

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

yeah snipes is pretty damn blek

[shootermcgavin003]

Darkness

[Cez★]

ahh. i no got the part with dont be a menace

[shootermcgavin003]

you no got it or didnt think about it? if you didnt get it.......in boyz in the hood ice cube and cuba get busted by this black cop that hates black ppl. bernie mac was making fun of that i hate my gums cause they blek.

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[Cez★]

i no got it.


mostly cuz havnet completely seen dont be a menace

[shootermcgavin003]

they above shits funny as fuck.....all of dont be a menace is funny.

[Cez★]

bernie mac

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comment...n_anniversary/

TIFU by giving my girlfriend an anniversary present (self.tifu)

submitted 2 hours ago by sdm_112358

first time poster here; ignore formatting errors and typos enjoy been dating this girl (call her "GF") for 2 years, she is a serious relationship girlfriend. GF is not fat, but not super skinny. I think she is average weight for her height and gender, but for some reason she is constantly the victim of a rude individual's comment about being overweight. I never bring this up; the problem is usually, for example,: a drunk guy at a restaurant or something like that. I really do not get it, she's not fat. Believe me. so our 3 year anniversary is coming up soon. Although I prefer to be more original, every girl loves diamonds (or at least all guys think they do). I go to our local jewelry store, and being a first time shopper, naturally need a lot of help. After finally picking out something good, I place the order. I was intrigued by this particular jewelry store because they offer to deliver the present when you want, as to avoid your "special someone" finding out early. I thought that was convenient, so I paid a little extra for that. As well, they offered a "deceptive wrapping" option for a small premium, and I chose that. Figured that would confuse the GF until she opened it. It all seemed to be going as planned, until we get to the anniversary dinner. She is ordering dessert, and the waiter decides to tell her how many calories are in her desired dessert option without telling her. (I later called the restaurant, that is NOT their policy, nor is it encouraged). He did not do this for any other table or myself (I could hear pretty well). By doing this my GF and I felt like he was suggesting she was watching her weight. Unbelievable to me. My girlfriend didn't let the comment bother her, and we proceeded. We get home, and I hand her the present, which is shaped like a triangular pyramid. The box is really big, but I just thought it was very deceptive wrapping. What came next was the worst: GF opens it, and I realize that inside the box is not jewelry, but a $%#&*#$ LAPBAND! I don't know what to say, and try to explain the mix-up with her, but she storms off, moves out the next day. Never heard from her again. I immediately call the store, explain, and they transfer me to the third party that handles wrapping and delivery. They come up with some excuse about a mix up in delivery. Worst day of my life

I would have hunted bitches down to find who fucked that up.

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BTW, props to Juan for introducing me to TIFU.

[Cez★]

damn. wasnt meant to be. holy fuck. all dat fails. jesus fuck. that would suck

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by Cez★

havnet completely seen dont be a menace

:korkahdisappoint:

Originally Posted by Chevrolet Fanatic

props to Juan for introducing me to TIFU.