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08-13-2011, 12:50 AM | #11 |
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*at local bar with friend*
*waitress walks up* She gives me a highfive as we've known eachother for awhile. Friends first time meeting her. Waitress: Your here again?! Must like me an awful lot. Me: Who you kidding....I just made your day by showing up. Friend: Can I get a highfive too? Waitress: SURE! *raises her hand* Friend: Funny thing about my hand... I knew where he was going, and did the biggest simultaneous Friend: ....is its located on my penis. Waitress: *small laugh/WTF?!* ..looks at me Me: You dont happen to give discounts to special needs helpers do you? My friend is going to be foreveralone for the REST OF HIS LIFE.
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