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Old 04-25-2009, 08:49 PM   #1
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Just got a Craftsman bottle opener today


anybody else have any cool bottle openers?
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:03 PM   #2
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When I was little, my family went on vacation and I bought a six pack of Richard Petty collectible glass bottles of Pepsi. My dad tried to show me an old trick of using the latch on the car door as a bottle opener.

I only have five bottles.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:27 PM   #3
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luckily my dad didn't try that trick, and i still have my dale earnhardt collectibles
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:49 PM   #4
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us mexicans use anything from a chair leg to a seat belt lol
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Old 04-26-2009, 05:17 AM   #5
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Old 04-26-2009, 05:42 AM   #6
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What are we in the 90's? If it doesnt have a twist top fuck it!

But my dad did teach me to open up bottles whit the seat belt, knife, spoon, or anything hard for that matter lol.
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Old 04-26-2009, 02:54 PM   #7
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theholycow says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.theholycow says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.theholycow says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.theholycow says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.theholycow says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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Old 04-26-2009, 05:18 PM   #8
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thats seems pretty redneck lol
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Lighter, or i have none my teefers.
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:53 AM   #10
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Yea, I saw a dude open one with a lighter. I was pretty impressed!
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:51 PM   #13
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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I open mine with my ring. I've also opened them on door frames (where the lock latches) but tend to make a fucking mess when doing so
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I open mine with my ring. I've also opened them on door frames (where the lock latches) but tend to make a fucking mess when doing so
Party foul. Wasting beer!!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #15
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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That's why I don't do that anymore, I stick with the ring or a normal OG bottle opener lol
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Just break the top off on the counter crazy style then chew on the glass while you chug it. I bet no one will fuck with you after that.
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:31 PM   #17
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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I've been doin that since I was 6 but over the years it has resulted in me cuttin my lips to shit
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Dam didnt think that far ahead. Well that is a easy fix, just cut off your lips. DO the fire marshall dan.
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At 6 I was thinking of what cartoon am I going to watch next.
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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