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The answer to all of those is yes.
Listen, men don't have bullpers glands...
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03-14-2010, 04:49 PM | #27 | |
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03-15-2010, 06:22 PM | #28 | |
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when do you celebrate your birthday if you were born on leap year?
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03-15-2010, 06:30 PM | #29 |
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Women born on leap year can claim that they are only ten years old when they're forty, and get lots of attention from pedrobear.
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03-15-2010, 06:32 PM | #30 | |
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so would you age like doggies?
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03-15-2010, 06:37 PM | #31 |
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do it like doggies
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03-15-2010, 06:39 PM | #32 | |
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So show me yours I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
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03-15-2010, 06:58 PM | #34 |
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u y meh baby aint nuttin' but mamalz
so less do ett lyk dey do on teh dizcuvree shannel
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03-15-2010, 07:00 PM | #35 |
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My brother's girlfriend was actually born on leap day. I think next time her "official" birthday comes around she'll be 4. Trust me, it's full of jokes.
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03-15-2010, 07:03 PM | #36 | |
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yea see thats what i mean. so would you be "3" but really only "1" if i end up knocking some chick up ill shoot for leap day
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To answer the OP, old CRT computer monitors IMplode when dropped, etc.
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03-15-2010, 09:02 PM | #39 |
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Bashing CRTs with a sledgehammer = win.
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03-15-2010, 09:24 PM | #40 |
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have you ever left your house for a while then came back and realized how stale it smells?
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like stale rancheritos
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Teh food court in the mall smells heavenly
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Who gives a shit if the glass is half full or half empty, you still have half a glass of milk, stfu and drink it.
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If you wanna be a bitch about it, put some NezQuik up in there, but either way, don't waste that fawkin milk.
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chocomilk be
oh and bish comment wasn't directed at you it was just a related random thought
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03-18-2010, 07:07 PM | #50 |
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i knowz that wan
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