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actually no people can be that fucking dumb
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Ok, here's one not from Canadialand.
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Fgtlight
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im not squinting to look at that shit
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I zoomed to read it. Fuck small text.
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TS;DR
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08-26-2011, 03:29 PM | #59 |
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you guys must be blind, i read that perfect
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We're older and have smaller monitors.
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i didnt read it because i was on tapatalk at the time and it was blurry as shit
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08-26-2011, 05:19 PM | #62 |
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iz can read wit my 32" monitor at work...lol
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19" LCD at work is only like 18 inches from my face, no problem reading it there...at home I have a 17" CRT (so 15.4" viewable area) that's like 3+ feet from my face. I could still read it but I had to struggle.
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Lol I forgot I haz aot on smaller font. Guess it shrank pic too
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08-31-2011, 04:15 AM | #65 |
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its worth the read actually
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finally read it
the dog was probably like
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Read it while deucing. Dog prawlee sniffed it and
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dog could have been like mmm fish stick
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Customer: “Hi, I’d like to order a small pizza.” Me: “Sure, anything else today?” Customer: “My number?” Me: “…anything else?” Customer: “My number?” *smiles* Me: “Your number…?” Customer: “…sorry, I wanted to try that pick-up line out.” Me: “Oh…well…it didn’t work. Have a nice day.” Customer: *walks away with his head down*
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(Restaurant | TVM, Kerala, India)
(Note: most of our customers on our home-delivery call number are tourists, foreigners, or upper-class residents who speak in English.) Me: “Hello, how can I help you today? Would you like to hear about our specials?” Customer: “Um, let me think. No?” Me: “That’s quite fine. Can I take your order?” Customer: “One stir-fried peas and three butter pattora please.” Me: “Okay, one order of stir-fried peas and three butter parrota. Can I have–” Customer: Not peas. It’s stir-fried peas.” Me: “That is one stir-fried peas, right?” Customer: “No! It’s PEAS! PEA-SEF!” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m hearing stir-fried peas: P as in potato, E as in eclairs, A as in apple, and S as in suga–” Customer: “No! No! Moooo!” Me: “What’s that, ma’am? I didn’t hear you.” Customer: “MOO! MOOOO!” Me: “Oh! You mean beef. Sorry about that, ma’am. So, one order of stir-fried beef and three butter parrota. Are we good?” Customer: “Ha! yes! Stir-fried pea-sef! *gives address* Me: “Alrighty, we’ll have it delivered in 15-minutes. Have a nice day!” Customer: “MOO! I will!” *click*
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pinche cao can't speek english
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09-22-2011, 01:45 AM | #72 |
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cao sacred in india
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Customer: “I would like to schedule a Grand Canyon white water rafting and whale watching trip, please.” Me: “So you’d like a tour to go to the Grand Canyon and then a tour to the ocean for whale watching?” Customer: “No, I want to see the whales at the Grand Canyon!”
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is your wife going to be there if so we are good
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