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Old 06-04-2009, 06:16 PM   #1
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All foam, no beer.

His bread ain't done

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There's nothing in the attic but cobwebs.

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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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A few cans short of a six-pack.

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Old 06-04-2009, 06:36 PM   #2
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Old 06-04-2009, 09:47 PM   #3
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:48 PM   #4
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