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skyrim lolz hahaha
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http://notalwaysright.com/murrays-law/22083
Murray’s Law Department Store | Sydney, Australia | At The Checkout (I work at a complaints and returns desk. We generally get a few unreasonable and abusive customers each day, so we’ve developed a very effective tactic for dealing with them.) Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?” Customer: “You guys are idiots!” Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?” Customer: “Look at this receipt! Look at it!” (He holds up a receipt for a purchase; it looks normal enough.) Me: “Is there a problem with it?” Customer: “God, you’re so dumb! Look how faint the ink is! I can barely read it! You want me to go blind?!” Me: “Ah, well, it looks like the printer’s ink was running a little low, and it can look faded because of that. Would you like me to reprint it so you can read it?” Customer: “NO! Then you’ll just get away with it! Stupid idiots!” (The customer starts getting worked up and begins a rant full of swear words and physical threats. I realise what the situation calls for.) Me: “I am terribly, terribly sorry sir. That looks like Murray did it. What an idiot!” (This stops the customer’s rant in his tracks and looks at me, breathless.) Customer: “…Murray?” Me: “Yes, Murray! He’s always causing problems for customers like you. It’s really unfair. I’ll deal with it right now.” *calling out* “Murray? Come here!” (As per protocol, the nearest male coworker who isn’t busy comes over to play the role of Murray.) Male Coworker: “Yes?” Me: “How dare you upset this customer! You’re fired! Get out!” Male Coworker: *acts dejected* “I’m so sorry…” (“Murray” shuffles off looking like he’s about to cry, and once out of sight gets right back to work.) Me: “There we are, sir. You don’t have to worry about that sort of thing happening ever again. The customer always comes first, and we take complaints very seriously. Have a nice day!” Customer: “Wow, you guys are really great! Thanks, and good riddance to that idiot Murray!” *leaves* (This isn’t simply to avoid confrontation; our manager estimates that using the “Murray” tactic to placate customers like this saves us nearly an hour of verbal abuse each day, so we have more time to actually help the customers who need it.)
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Poor Murray.
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(Doctor | USA) (I’ve just had general check up at the doctor’s office. I receive a bill and find some charges for procedures I haven’t had done. So, I call their billing department.) Me: “Hi, there is a charge for procedure [number] that I don’t recognize.” Employee: “Yes, that was for stool culture.” Me: “I didn’t have such an analysis.” Employee: “But it says that you have.” Me: “I definitely haven’t… uh… brought you any specimens.” Employee: “Oh, that was just a smear.” Me: “I’m sure I didn’t have such tests done.” Employee: “Oh, they do it so quick you probably didn’t even notice!” Me: *speechless*
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Wait did I just feel... nah just my imagination.
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08-10-2012, 04:48 AM | #234 | |
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get it i dont
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08-10-2012, 06:04 AM | #235 |
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Mother fucking word.
Sent from my teepee
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why do they speak french in shanghai? :bonjour:
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foo got told
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no but here's a higher res version of the second one:
Not sure if it's high res enough to print as a poster tho :/ ---------- Post added at 08:50 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:38 AM ---------- kinda bamf: just print these three and put them side-by-side: They're bamf high-res. or this one:
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50S bttf dmc has pepsi crate on the hood
bttf 1 and 2 he drank pepsi too bttf is great
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this is lol text not BTTF pix thread douchers
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hows about i derail your face
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You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number Call Center | Chatsworth, CA, USA | Top (Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.) Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?” Customer: “How much for my daughter?” Me: “Um…” Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.” Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.” Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?” Me: “Adult websites.” Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!” |
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