Smiley Stories

[BillyJeanKing]

CIA guy is transporting a breefkase wif the help of 4 security guards (2 BAMF & 2 Regular) to a courthouse in NYC





As they cross the Lincoln bridge a Pirate guy comes out of nowhere and kills a Reg security





Now they are down to 2 BAMF & 1 Reg





The entorage gets hungry so they stop for nomz at a diner



A Reg security guy spots 2 shooters outside in the parking lot




As the shooters get close 1 BAMF & 1 Reg pull out their weapons and try and protect

The other BAMF decides he doesn't want to kill anyone and hides behind a booth



Turns out he wasn't really a BAMF, just a Reg in sunglasses

After the BAMF & the Reg kill the gunmen they beat the hell out of the other security guard



The BAMF and Reg continue to escort the CIA guy




When they get to the courtroom an angry homeless guy starts rambling about something




The entourage doesn't pay it any attention until the HG rips off his trenchcoat and surprise



The Reg security is tired of the BS so he just gives the guy a swift kick






The entorage finally make it into the courtroom



Secret guy hands the judge the breefkase



The judge opens it and finds a DVD, he tells the baliff to play it and its a.....













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