KORKAH build thread...KCV

[BillyJeanKing]

LIAR is what you are

it take walmart same amount of time

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Originally Posted by stonehenge

brb getting new floor mats installed

if its free i get dem foos to install keys into ignition



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i wish gas stations still pumped joo gas for you

i get dem foos to do dat too

[theholycow]

I thought I was laziest motherfucker around but even I wouldn't wait around for some minimum wage retail worker to install my battery for me.

Also, what places sell batteries that won't install for free? I can't think of any.

Originally Posted by stonehenge

brb getting new floor mats installed

Originally Posted by KOURKE

i wish gas stations still pumped joo gas for you

i get dem foos to do dat too

You don't haz any full serv stations?

[stonehenge]

We don't have any full service either. I've never been to one.

[theholycow]

Interesting. Most gas stations around here are 100% self-serv but maybe 20% have a few full-serv pumps.

[Cez★]

must be a lazy northern thing. i havevvnt seen one of those around here

[theholycow]

Could be a cold Northern thing. I'd rather pump my gas in 120F Southern summer with excessively bright sun than 0F Northern winter with blowing ice and snow.

[stonehenge]

ftmfs, would rather stay in AC here and let that foo pump it, don't mind getting out when its cold

[Cez★]

rofl, imo. get all sweaty just pumping gas

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by stonehenge

ftmfs, would rather stay in AC here and let that foo pump it, don't mind getting out when its cold

When it's been single digits for a month and your skin is all cracked from wind burn and your nose won't stop running and there's ice in your beard and you have 16 layers of clothes that will stink if a drop of gas splashes) and will all be getting soaked as you stand out there in the sleet anyway, you may feel different. All that's gonna happen if you pump when it's hot is you get sweaty, and if it's raining your skin gets wet (but dries automatically a few minutes later)...pump when it's cold and you get sicker and end up wearing 50 pounds of ice-cold waterlogged shit.

It's no 120, but at 90 with over 9000% humidity I pumped gas the other day and it was definitely superior to winter.

[stonehenge]

[Cez★]

all dat dry heat

[stonehenge]

Nov/Dec/Jan/Feb and sometimes Mar, I like it here. April-October can please go and not return

[Cez★]

thats like, half the year

[BillyJeanKing]

Originally Posted by theholycow

Also, what places sell batteries that won't install for free? I can't think of any.

autozone
oreily
advance

You don't haz any full serv stations?

fuck no

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by Cez★

thats like, half the year

I am aware

[BillyJeanKing]

need to get a new steering wheel cover installed

gonna pay a guy 10 bucks to install it for me

[Cez★]

only women use wheel covers

[BillyJeanKing]

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by Cez★

only women use wheel covers

My wheel is gross and I don't feel like buying another one so I bought a cover for it. I just got a simple plain-colored one. Had a grey one first, then it eventually got a little beat up so I recently replaced it with a black one.

Now ones with flames, cartoon characters, ford logos, camouflage, etc? FTS

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Also, when I say gross, I tried cleaning it and it is just discolored from the sun or some shit idk

plus, this cover doesn't get so damned hot in the sun, like nekkid steering wheels do

[Cez★]

Originally Posted by KOURKE

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jsru8lZ.jpg[/ig]

Originally Posted by stonehenge

My wheel is gross and I don't feel like buying another one so I bought a cover for it. I just got a simple plain-colored one. Had a grey one first, then it eventually got a little beat up so I recently replaced it with a black one.

Now ones with flames, cartoon characters, ford logos, camouflage, etc? FTS

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Also, when I say gross, I tried cleaning it and it is just discolored from the sun or some shit idk

plus, this cover doesn't get so damned hot in the sun, like nekkid steering wheels do

ill allow it

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by KOURKE

autozone
oreily
advance

To be honest witchoo Kourke, I'm suprised.


I don't see anything about free battery installation on sites for Autozone and O''Reilly.

I knew for sure that Advance does it though.

http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/o/free-battery-install
Get FREE Battery testing and installation!

Plus, charging and recycling on us, too. We’ll also test your starter
and alternator.

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http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Auto-Z...arolina-323923
Chump let AutoZone employee install battery for free, AZ dude didn't tighten terminal, chump went to Walmart for advice and was told car could have exploded, chump wants to sue AutoZone corporate.

[Cez★]

lolwut

[BillyJeanKing]

saw a black CV just now with GT rims

was clean

dem rims make CV's look so mash clean

have yet to see a fully pimped CV like mine tho


also, blew horn at guy as I was passing

i really wish I could see a foo in a parking lot with cool CV so can haz fap-off over cars

[BillyJeanKing]

i'm on to round two of fuel system cleaning

feels like the first bottle got it about halfway clean because KCV starts a lot easier after running a full tank out

drove KCV until low fuel light came on and put another bottle in

[BillyJeanKing]

been thinking about getting new shocks on KCV

Sucker isn't as smooth as when I first got it

Now I can feel every crack and crevice in the road




DFW a smooth ride like when I first got KCV