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lol. my coworker worked in that department for our company. the story she has.
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11-27-2011, 02:42 AM | #152 |
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Cez be like "CSBish lemme get dat "
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11-27-2011, 02:44 AM | #153 |
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dat ? Is that anything like automatic ATM?
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11-27-2011, 05:20 AM | #154 |
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no no cuz in person he just said "lemme get dat" and made the face, didn't actually SAY "lemme get dat dat ass"
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11-27-2011, 06:40 AM | #155 | |
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old coworker
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11-27-2011, 06:32 PM | #157 |
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all the same when your horny and its dark
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This thread is well worth the reading.
My own from the other day, magazine company called me. One of those highschool fund-raisers so I bought some from my sister to be nice. Caller: I would like to offer you a complementary subscription because you've ordered magazines with us before. Me: Ok....but I already have all the subscriptions I would want. Caller: Well, we would really like to send you some magazines. Could we extend your subscriptions or would you like anything new... Me:Well, if it's complimentary (which normally = free????) Caller: I'm a trainee, please hold for my supervisor Super: Yes, so if we extend your subscription that'll be $60. How will you be paying today? Me: Ummmm.... why would I pay for something that's complimentary? Much less 3x the amount that I normally pay. And you really think I need to give you card or check info over the phone after you called and tried to rape me? Super:Well, you didn't think we would just send you stuff for free? Are you trying to rip me off...(goes into a long rant about how I'm trying to steal from him). Me: Well, I was under the assumption that complementary meant free, not that I need to go get a jar of vasaline and lube myself up. Super: Uhhhh, (click) |
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WTF is wrong with them?
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Customer: “I’d like a kid’s bean and cheese burrito.” Me: “Alright, would you like a fountain drink, juice, or milk?” Customer: *turns to her child* “Okay, do you want soda or juice?” Customer’s daughter: “I just want water.” Customer: “But soda’s better for you!” dad?
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Pepsi > water
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I need a brain enema after reading those.
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From the GMFS shit thread:
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I am in the car, about to drive my boyfriend to the bus station. It’s about 4:30 am in November, so it’s extremely cold outside.)
Me: “Geez, babe, it sure is cold out here.” Boyfriend: “Yeah, it is.” Me: “You know, with how hot you are and all, you’d think your hotness would’ve radiated and warmed everything up!” Boyfriend: “Really? If you need to be warm, I can fart…” Me: *facepalm* me?
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got me, was it?
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