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I started a thread for these already? ---------- Post added at 04:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:17 PM ---------- You're not talking about my "Epic story of teh suck" are you? That one deserves its own thread.
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05-22-2010, 10:41 PM | #27 | |
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no i think wan started one
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05-22-2010, 10:47 PM | #28 |
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Didn't he start the Smiley Stories thread where you have to do it without text?
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05-22-2010, 10:50 PM | #29 | |
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nope. his still has text
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05-23-2010, 04:57 AM | #30 |
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aww ****uh, i started a thread like this
SYGIGH ---------- Post added at 11:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:56 PM ---------- same fakkin name http://allofftopic.com/showthread.php?t=524 |
05-23-2010, 04:59 AM | #31 |
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at first i was like:
"oh look, someone bumped by thread!!" then i saw that it was started by that damned mad cao and i was all like: Now i want a cao burger |
05-23-2010, 05:47 AM | #32 | |
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oops
wrong guy lol
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05-23-2010, 05:51 AM | #33 |
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i expect this thread to be deleted or merged come sunrise
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05-23-2010, 11:09 AM | #34 |
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I remembered the name. That's why I named this one like this.
Ok, I'll merge them. I thought text was not allowed in the other one. ---------- Post added at 06:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:07 AM ---------- where the fakk did the thread go that only allows smileys...I could swear there's one of those.
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For weeks, the dog, whom I hate, has been whining and barking non-stop. For the previous five years he had been quiet, but lately he's been like
Wife's been screaming at him to shut up, and the neighbors must think we're even worse white trash than ever. He'd be like then she'd be like then he'd be like and she'd scream at him like and I'd be like Yesterday I noticed that he was totally quiet. I wondered if he was dead. He is 14 years old and looks elderly. I've never seen a dog that looks so old. He looks like Mr. Miyagi (original Karate Kid Mr. Miyagi, not remake). He has a bedroom that he can't leave except out a doggy door to a small escape-proof pen. This morning the wife can't find him. She's like She looks in the room, doesn't see him, looks outside in his pen, doesn't see him. She starts to freak out, getting hysterical, can't breathe. She insists that he must have escaped. I look and there's no way he could have; he must be behind the couch or something. I stick my head in the door, gagging, and see what looks like large chunks of bread on the couch but everything else looks normal...no dog. I keep insisting that she needs to explore the room and find him in there. Finally she does. She starts to freak out a little more and calls to me, saying he's stuck in the couch. I ask if he's alive, she says he is. I see that he has dug a hole in the couch and is down inside it. I call him and he sticks his head up, maybe sticks his paws up on the outside of the hole, but makes no effort to pull himself out. He's got little bugs crawling on his face. She insists that I must pull him out. Finally I'm able to get him to get his paws up around the rim of the hole and I pull on his shoulders a little; he walks out of the hole. She asks how to prevent him from falling in and I say cover it with the large dog crate. I hightail it outta there. She tells me that she couldn't pull him out because he was trying to bite her. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE WARN ME ABOUT THAT BEFORE SHE SENT ME TO GET HIM???!!?!?!?!?? She tells me that as soon as she put the crate there and opened the door he ran in. Also, she tells me that the window has been closed so she opened it; and she tried to put the fan in but the fan is broken. I think I know why he was whining...I bet it was 130 degrees in there. I think he was trying to crawl into the hole to die. So now I have to drive her to work. I do that and stop at home on my way to work. The curiousity is killing me so I check on the dog. He's alive and well, at the door as soon as I crack it open. When will this idiot die?
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07-15-2010, 04:30 PM | #37 |
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i think cao is mad
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bad doggies ftl
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07-15-2010, 06:35 PM | #39 |
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So the dog has his own room with a doggy door to his own yard? That part sounds like win.
But the fact that you gagged when you put your head in there and that it is hot as fuck = DNW. No wonder he is trying to kill himself.
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Yes, his own decent-sized bedroom with a doggy door out to a doggy balcony, doggy ramp (complete with doggy railings and doggy cleats so he's safe), and 8'x10' doggy yard surrounded by fence.
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fuckin doggeh condo
sounds like win except for the fan fail
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07-15-2010, 07:02 PM | #42 |
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I had to put it together that way, otherwise teh wife was going to require teh dawg to be in the house with us. DNW.
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thread tag added
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09-14-2011, 03:56 AM | #45 |
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never get full bread dogs
mutts dont have the fuckstick issues
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Full breed = shallow, murky gene pool.
Kittahs are still better than mutts too.
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pure bred < mutts < all kittahs
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What the fuck, this is not the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, we do not fuck center and 100 million Gigabit Internet connection, go out the backbone. This is a small Catholic university in the forest almost no technical courses.
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