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Old 04-10-2009, 02:12 AM   #1
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Default So, I bought a Fleshlight

Yep, I bought a masturbatory aid device......and I like it.



Anyone else got one?
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:13 AM   #2
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:15 AM   #3
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I'm getting tired of the regular ol' hand....had to try something different since I only see my chickie once a month.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:23 AM   #4
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:24 AM   #5
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I'm telling ya, it's good shit! Had mine for about a month now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:23 AM   #6
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:45 AM   #7
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i always thought about the possibility of getting one, just never really followed through with it.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:50 AM   #8
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Got one as a late Christmas gift from some almost swinger married friends that I know. I have had it about 3 weeks now and I must admit that you don't know what you are missing until you try one. It has rekindled my love for fappig to some high quality porn again
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:56 AM   #9
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Got one as a late Christmas gift from some almost swinger married friends that I know. I have had it about 3 weeks now and I must admit that you don't know what you are missing until you try one. It has rekindled my love for fappig to some high quality porn again
that good huh?
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:00 AM   #10
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pics or it didnt happen
Pics with my dick in it or without? Fag.

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Got one as a late Christmas gift from some almost swinger married friends that I know. I have had it about 3 weeks now and I must admit that you don't know what you are missing until you try one. It has rekindled my love for fappig to some high quality porn again

See, I knew there had to be someone else!
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:02 AM   #11
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Pics with my dick in it or without? Fag.




See, I knew there had to be someone else!
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:56 AM   #12
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:02 AM   #13
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:12 AM   #14
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WTF is a fleshlight? Why did I even ask that damn question..
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Very much so. And my new girl has used it on me too. That is a whole 'nother thing completely
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:26 PM   #18
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fuckin a I want one but I dont have money to spend on it when I can use my hand. Hell I wish I had 5 grand to get a real doll. I bet Ash would use that too
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:12 PM   #19
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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so does it actually light up?
only if your jizz is radioactive
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fuckin a I want one but I dont have money to spend on it when I can use my hand. Hell I wish I had 5 grand to get a real doll. I bet Ash would use that too

Dude, I want pictures of that happens, if your girl Ash gets it on with a real doll
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