This "professor" (if he can really be called that) is the dorkiest dweeb I've ever met.
He's assigning 5th grade memorization work. I've forgotten all that shit, so if you quizzed me on the street I'd look like a dumbass not being able to rattle off all 50 states and their capitals or mark them on a map...but I gotta know this shit for a quiz tomorrow.
I also have to read 54 pages of "Winterdance", a book about the Iditarod.
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