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Originally Posted by theholycow
Be like "Counteroffer: If condom breaks we run down to Walmart and buy the morning after pill, sex immediately, I'll pretend I'm your BF for your family but my facebook status stays available in case someone less nutty comes along". Then hit that with a brick and run the fuck away... |
bish was catholic, im sure that wouldve gone over well
so then afterwards i was tlaking with my buddy jojo about it. he was like "yo send her my way"
so i sent her a message saying something like "hey this is weird but since u still wanted a fuck buddy, u interested in my friend?"
oh yeah. so after that shit, she was like "i really wanna make this work. how bout we just keep condition 1 and we can fuck all we want"
i was like nahhhhhh