08-05-2011, 09:08 PM
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Bovinus Administratus
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greener pastures
Posts: 32,377
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(Tech Support | Nova Scotia, Canada)
Me: “Thank you for choosing [company]. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “My internet’s not working.”
Me: “Okay, I can help–”
Customer: “It’s your f***ing network!”
Me: “Okay, I can see your frustra–”
Customer: “[Company] is a piece of s***!”
Me: “Ma’am, we’re both people and I’d respect it if you treat me like one.”
Customer: *sigh* “Fix it.”
Me: “Your ethernet cords unplugged.”
(The customer notices this and plugs in ethernet cord.)
Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry.”
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