i was at a wendys on way to tallahasee i already ordered my food and my aunt was ordering.
aunt: Can i get X salad.
wendys employee: would you like a large or small salad?
aunt: how big is the small?
wendys employee: half the size of the large..........(and stared at my aunt)
aunt:
(female version)
Me:
then i realized she wasnt trying to be funny
after an akward silence
Aunt well i guess i get the small