I no longer understand where this thread is going, so instead I shall explain the origins of "DO NOT WANT" and its variations.
You see...like most stories, it all begins with Star Wars.
China, being the cheap enterprise that it is, produces bootlegs of every known item in the known universe. One of its major commodities is Star Wars merchandise. Wanting to maintain the cheap-"ness" of the bootleg, they ripped the basic movie, then went on to add their own subtitles.
What proceeded was one of the biggest internet memes on all of the interwebz. In the the final minutes of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader screams the word "NOOOOOOOO" as can be heard from this website.
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Using what little knowledge they had of English, they translated what they could into engrish, but this "NOOOOOOOO" line was a little more difficult to comprehend. What could possibly convey the depression and anger in a mans voice, using only text. How could it be done? The answer is seen below.
The lulz that followed were epic. /b/ immediately picked up on the misprint and started the ball rolling. The wave of "DNWants" that spread across the intertubes was in epic proportions. Children to Old men alike uttered this new "Do Not want". It became a phenomenon, and is now a mainstay in any internet forum or website.
If this word "want" still holds relevance in your life after reading this, according to /b/ lore, you win 1 internet.
....next week we will discuss the origins of Rick Rolling and how the Thanksgiving Day parade thrust Rick Astley back into the limelight.
TL;DNR?
