I caught this on tv a few weeks ago but I can't find it again. I'd love to find it online.
I found this transcript:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...&gl=us&strip=1
I found evidence that it's on alt.binaries.hdtv but my ISP got rid of their usenet servers! Pinche Cox!
It doesn't help that there's another episode of HowStuffWorks about whiskey.