[theholycow]

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Down in what is Mexico
In a small Liguria house
Ronsanito Gonzales gave birth
To a handsome little mouse
The whole town came to celebrate
The baby being born
But when they got back home
They found that all the cheese was GONE!
You will only feel the breeze
When he comes to steal your cheese.
Queso Bandito!
He'll set fire to the street
With his tiny mousy feet.
To the Mariachi beat.
Queso Bandito!
Do not leave your cheese unattended
Cheddar, Monterey Jack, or blended.
I will sneak inside of your pueblo
Relieve you of all your Manchego.
Be careful not to take a siesta
You will have no cheese for fiesta!
Always chased by the federales'
Somebody ate too many Tamales.
They can't catch me if they tried.
He'll out run them every time!
Queso Bandito!