10-27-2011, 12:53 AM
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Bovinus Administratus
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greener pastures
Posts: 32,377
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(Restaurant | Ontario, Canada)
Customer: “I’d like your grilled calamari salad, please. Also, I’d like to substitute the calamari for squid.”
Me: “Sir, calamari is Italian for squid.”
Customer: “No, no, I know the difference. Squid have tentacles, so I want that instead.”
Me: “Certainly, sir.”
(I end up having the kitchen make the salad as usual, much to the customer’s satisfaction.)
Me: “Here is your grilled squid salad, sir!”
Customer: “See, that wasn’t too hard! Thank you!”
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