Just nommed Pizza Slut.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1276874/
$6 after tax large pizza.
Scored a pair of toner cartridges on eBay for $14 shipped. Expected refilled but mostly functional, likely with ghost images and whatnot.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-NIB-HP-922...-/161032299643
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