[theholycow]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/commen...m_and/ddef6gy/

First of all sorry about my english and it happened like 2 years ago. I never been a heavy drinker. I just don't like alcohol. If I'm trying to drink just by myself, I can't even finish one bottle of beer. But sometimes if chatting goes smooth, I ended up drinking like mad slavs. It was one of these days, there was a promotion at local bar. Beer and shot vodka's was 0.5 euro's. it was like an old times, everybody in the bar was offering free drinks to everyone. There was two girl couple of times we had glances. Me and my friend ended up offer them to sit with us. After that point I really don't remember everything clearly. Suddenly i was walking with the girl to her place, but first time in my life im that much drunk. We are at her place now, I have no energy for anything I just crawl to the bed and tried to sleep. But she woke me up for some reason.. I tried to have sex with her but my penis was already in a deep sleep. And I ended up fall a sleep while squeezing her boobs. After 1 hour or something like that she woke me up again and told me that I must leave the house. I was like wtf just let me sleep please. Im literally dying here. She was insisting and threating me. I said fuck you and turned my back to sleep. But it wasn't a good idea. When i turned that fast my tummy started to crying. I rush to the bathroom, but toilet cover(not sure whats proper word for it) was to heavy for me to open it.. i just let it go.. my vomit was splashing to whole bathroom. There was laundries all over now they are dirty again... when im done i just sat to my vomit and waited for my sweet gift of death. Not really, i tried to sleep there again. But she was furiosly punching door and yelling about calling police. With all my left energy i just said, just go let me sleep here... she didn't like this idea. I said okay just wait me in the room and I'll come. Somehow she aceppted it. I went to the room, was trying to dress up. Checked my pockets and yeah. Around 200 euros were missing. I'm cutting short here, she never accepted she took it but she gave me 150 euros bcus she felt bad that i lost my money... story didn't finish here.. i arrived home after 5-6 hours after that, I had to hangout with homelesses, we ran from police together etc.. i might told this stories at another tifu... TL;DR: she didn't like my sex, my tummy wasn't feeling good. I ended up vomit in her bathroom like a crazy. She tried to steal my last money.