Ok, here's one not from Canadialand.
Quote:
(Hardware Store | TN, USA)
Me: “Hi, thanks for calling [store]. How may I help you?”
Caller: *extremely inebriated* “I just noticed a bump on my privates.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “I need to come over and have you take a look at it.”
Me: “Sir, I think you want a doctor. This is a hardware store.”
Caller: *long pause* “You’re not my mom?”
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