Incorrectly attributed to David Allan Coe, actually by Gary Lee & Showdown:
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Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck,
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
Piss me off, fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
Piss me off, fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck
and I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
Piss me off, fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's allemande left and allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
Piss me off, fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerves