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Old 08-13-2011, 12:50 AM   #26
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Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(
Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(Andrew is jealous cuz Mike don't haz dreams about him :(
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*at local bar with friend*

*waitress walks up*

She gives me a highfive as we've known eachother for awhile. Friends first time meeting her.

Waitress: Your here again?! Must like me an awful lot.

Me: Who you kidding....I just made your day by showing up.

Friend: Can I get a highfive too?

Waitress: SURE! *raises her hand*

Friend: Funny thing about my hand...

I knew where he was going, and did the biggest simultaneous

Friend: ....is its located on my penis.

Waitress: *small laugh/WTF?!* ..looks at me

Me: You dont happen to give discounts to special needs helpers do you?


My friend is going to be foreveralone for the REST OF HIS LIFE.
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