08-16-2011, 07:48 PM
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Bovinus Administratus
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greener pastures
Posts: 32,377
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Quote:
(Call Center | Vancouver, BC, Canada)
Me: “Hello, this is ***** Healthcare line. What can I help you with?”
Caller: “Hi, I’m calling because my son just ate a bunch of ants.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Your son ate ants?”
Caller: “Yes! I was wondering if I need to take him to the hospital and see a doctor.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I don’t think you need to worry. I don’t think the ants will make him sick, but I advise that he doesn’t eat any more of
them.”
Caller: “Well, I gave him some ant killer to get rid of them.”
Caller’s friend: “Get him to the emergency room, now!”
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...nobody can be THAT stupid, that's gotta be fake. Right?
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