Alert - Skeet
AOT - AllOffTopic
AOTG - AOT Glossary
AP - Arnold Palmer
BAMF - Bad Ass MOFO
Bawws - Boss
BB - Brown Beast
Bish - Bitch
BIWP - Blast It With Piss
Blek - Black
brefas - breakfast
BT - Bapetalk
CAMB - come at me bro
camcv =
cao - cow
CdM - Cindo de Mayo (Yellow Shirt Day)
Cez - King Whoar/Newswhoar/ TagWhoar/Anime Whoar/ Whoar Whoar
chomper = gmgirl
Chooz/Chuze - Shoes
CFA - chick-fil-a
CL - Craigslist
Colesh - college
CKP - Cez King Piruja
CON - Cup O Noodles
CV - Crown Victoria
CZ - Coke Zero
CZC - Coke Zero Cherry
DBAMTSCWDYJITH - Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
DC - Diet Coke
dEb - Dough eyed Brunette
dfac = Disregard Females Acquire Currency
DFW - Do Fucking want
DIAF- Die in a fire
DNC - Democratic National Convention.....i keed.....Does Not Compute
DNW - Do Not Want
DOG = Dem Ohio Girls
douche[insert random word] - see "douchasaurus"
douchasaurus - Cez's douchebag co-worker
Eddeh - 2005_Silverado
EOMO - every other monday off
FGT - Faggot
FIWDIL = fuck it, we'll do it live
FM - Flea Market
FTBOT - freak that bitch out tone
FTL- for teh lose
FTMFGDL- for teh motherfucking god damn lose
FTMFGDW for teh motherfucking god damn win
FTS- fucking thing sucks OR fuck that/this shit
FTW- for teh win
Gai - guy
gB - Ghetto Buick
GLo - George Lopez
GMFS - GMFullSize (Nazis + Chad)
H - Hannah a.k.a. Jaybo's woman
Hell - Wal-mart
Hoar - Whore
HRG - Human Resource Ginger
HRGS - Human Resource Ginger's Sister
IOOTB - I'm out of this bitch
Jalisco - rey's bitch
Jawja/jawjuh - Georgia
Jawnz - Jeans
Kittah-cinco -
KMN - Kill me now
Korkahs CV -
LGB - Looks good brah
LPS - Lemon Pepper Sheeken/Chicken
Malk - Milk
Mash - Much
MBP - Manbearpig
MCT - MexiCowTray or MooCowTray
NCM - Nice cahk man
Nom - (noun) food, (adjective) yummy, (verb) eat
NIDA DIDP - Nuts in da ass Dick in da pussy
NSIW - Not Sure If Want
OEM - Original equipment manufacturer
pB - Sarkozy's former lady
PCD - Police Chief Daughter
POS - Piece of shit
PPCD - Pre-Police Chief's Daughter
Preh - Palm Pre
Pull A Cao - Abandon the internet and all the people that care about you.
Sheeken - Chicken
SRS BNS - Serious Business
SYGIGH - Screw you guys i'm going home
Tash - Ipod Touch
TCT - The Chat Thread
teh - the
Tejas - Texas
Tembo - Ford Tempo
THC - Theholycow
Vato - guy
VM - vending machine
Wan - Juan
waifu - wife
Wey - stupid/guy/dude
Whoar - Whore
WL - White Lightening
WP&S - Wood/would plow & squirt
WW - White Wanderer
Yaybo - Jaybo