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Forum: Anything Goes 03-27-2017, 04:14 PM
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Posted By stonehenge
tell patient next time "hey, I had a dream where...

tell patient next time "hey, I had a dream where I dreamed that I nom'd your tetas and got caught by my mom and then passed out lol good times. Anyway, I'm going to draw some blood, pls hold still"
Forum: Anything Goes 03-16-2016, 04:34 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:roflmao: :monkeyseks: OH HAI MOM

:roflmao:

:monkeyseks: OH HAI MOM
Forum: Anything Goes 03-15-2016, 07:17 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
you know how when you do something a billion...

you know how when you do something a billion times, you kinda just forget about it right away? Like "fuck, did I lock the door?" and you don't actually remember if you did or not even though you...
Forum: Anything Goes 12-01-2015, 07:12 AM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
What a dick [emoji23] Sent from my LG V10

What a dick [emoji23]

Sent from my LG V10
Forum: Anything Goes 07-18-2015, 07:36 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
RIP lowgmc and brown beast :emo:

RIP lowgmc and brown beast :emo:
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 08:15 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
I heard a radio show based on it and I freaked...

I heard a radio show based on it and I freaked out and tried to find a bomb shelter for my family.
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 06:48 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:roflmao: :word: She was like "WTF you were...

:roflmao: :word:

She was like "WTF you were creeping me the fuck out" and I just be like :smileshrug:
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 06:18 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
War of the Worlds? The last few I wrote down...

War of the Worlds?

The last few I wrote down in my phone:

1) My wife and I lived in a cool little house near work. There was an eye doctor inside the house or in an adjoining room/office/house....
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 04:23 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
> I pay and leave and there are people outside,...

> I pay and leave and there are people outside, most of whom I avoid.

my regular behavior
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 04:08 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
was on edge of my seat :imo

was on edge of my seat :imo
Forum: Anything Goes 09-05-2014, 05:11 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
preview of next dream

preview of next dream
Forum: Anything Goes 09-05-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
SLJ waits until the end to tell you? what a bish...

SLJ waits until the end to tell you? what a bish :imo
Forum: Anything Goes 03-28-2014, 07:59 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
this foo must wax the ol' drive shaft

this foo must wax the ol' drive shaft
Forum: Anything Goes 03-28-2014, 07:35 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
maybe we need a "PG ways to describe non-PG...

maybe we need a "PG ways to describe non-PG things" thread
Forum: Anything Goes 03-28-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
I also like slappin the ol cucumber in them sweet...

I also like slappin the ol cucumber in them sweet melons

Sent from my Note 3 using Tapatalk
Forum: Anything Goes 03-28-2014, 02:52 AM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
Yep, screwdriver in the wall socket. Sent...

Yep, screwdriver in the wall socket.

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Forum: Anything Goes 03-27-2014, 11:44 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
I know you were talking about dipping the...

I know you were talking about dipping the brautwurst in the tuna flavored soft taco but I was just saying.
Forum: Anything Goes 03-27-2014, 09:18 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
korkah not a fan of nommin tunas

korkah not a fan of nommin tunas
Forum: Anything Goes 03-26-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
i like me some electronic music and the beats ok...

i like me some electronic music and the beats ok but her voice makes me want to go cez on something/someone.

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Forum: Anything Goes 03-26-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
horseback adult-sitter fts

horseback adult-sitter fts
Forum: Anything Goes 03-26-2014, 04:30 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:pissedoff:

:pissedoff:
Forum: Anything Goes 03-26-2014, 04:04 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:fulloffuck: - trying to avoid looking...

:fulloffuck:


- trying to avoid looking like a pedo
- babysitter in your house when you have no kids
- copy room in your garage
- sitter on horseback inside
- rice krispies during emergency
...
Forum: Anything Goes 03-21-2014, 11:31 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:crossarms:

:crossarms:
Forum: Anything Goes 03-21-2014, 11:23 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
:fulloffuck:

:fulloffuck:
Forum: Anything Goes 03-21-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 64,700
Posted By stonehenge
you always say that pero i don't remember even...

you always say that pero i don't remember even saying it :roflmao:
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