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Forum: Anything Goes 08-09-2015, 03:04 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for...

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th...
Forum: Anything Goes 07-02-2015, 04:47 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://hamhijinks.com/fcc-approves-same-sex-cable-...

http://hamhijinks.com/fcc-approves-same-sex-cable-connections/
Forum: Anything Goes 06-18-2015, 03:55 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://thoughtcatalog.com/maya-kachroo-levine/2015...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/maya-kachroo-levine/2015/04/19-signs-youre-a-superior-asshole-from-the-northeast/

19 Signs You’re A Superior Asshole From The Northeast
Maya Kachroo-Levine 248 Comments ...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-15-2015, 08:05 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30...

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy...
Forum: Anything Goes 04-27-2015, 05:57 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
(Found on facebook.) So I had a feeling she...

(Found on facebook.)

So I had a feeling she was cheating, as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to...
Forum: Anything Goes 09-22-2014, 09:15 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Have I posted this one before? ...

Have I posted this one before?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq
Forum: Anything Goes 09-16-2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2gjjlq/men_of...

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2gjjlq/men_of_rsex_what_do_you_guys_think_of_public_sex/ckjs3qa
Forum: Anything Goes 08-21-2014, 04:36 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Dubyagee was fine with it until "snowball"....

Dubyagee was fine with it until "snowball". :jester:
Forum: Anything Goes 08-21-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cas/4622488573.h...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cas/4622488573.html
Forum: Anything Goes 08-05-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
Forum: Anything Goes 05-23-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/161919017...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1619190174.html

best of craigslist > seattle > Dear University Alumni Office
Originally Posted: 2010-02-26 11:35am
Dear University Alumni Office
...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-17-2014, 03:35 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
A woman and her 7 year old son were inside a...

A woman and her 7 year old son were inside a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing by the roadside.

The Boy asked “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.”

His Mother...
Forum: Anything Goes 03-08-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had...

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him...
Forum: Anything Goes 11-21-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
^Oh man, I'd be quite irritated. Another...

^Oh man, I'd be quite irritated.

Another semi-senile rant from Ray Wylie Hubbard today. I find these jesty.
Forum: Anything Goes 11-19-2013, 02:51 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Saw this on facebook...this guy's rambling is...

Saw this on facebook...this guy's rambling is great.


...of course not as great as his music, but the best wall of half-assed text from an old guy I've seen on facebook.
Forum: Anything Goes 11-13-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
I LOL'd at "What do you call a prostitute with a...

I LOL'd at "What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

The sandwich/we don't serve food here reminded me of this:
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-07-2013, 11:08 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
"This was not doing the trick as some of the gel...

"This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel" :roflsquared:
Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2013, 07:38 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Seems to happen pretty often, if reading...

Seems to happen pretty often, if reading notalwaysworking.com is any indication.
Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2013, 07:23 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
:word: :humping: ---------- Post added at...

:word: :humping:

---------- Post added at 02:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:15 PM ----------

http://notalwaysromantic.com/peddling-to-the-metal-heads/26340
Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
Buncha stuff from http://www.fmylife.com ...

Buncha stuff from http://www.fmylife.com

Some are funny, some are bummers, some are WTFs...
Forum: Anything Goes 04-24-2013, 06:00 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
BRING IT ON JUAN...

BRING IT ON JUAN http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/wolverine.gif (http://s695.photobucket.com/user/theh0lyc0w/media/EmotiCows/wolverine.gif.html)
:ape:
Forum: Anything Goes 04-24-2013, 04:17 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
http://notalwayslearning.com/el-burro-sabe-mas-que...

http://notalwayslearning.com/el-burro-sabe-mas-que-tu/30639


http://notalwayslearning.com/appropriate-applications-of-apathy/30594
Forum: Anything Goes 03-01-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
:word: We know she puts out, after all...

:word: We know she puts out, after all...
Forum: Anything Goes 03-01-2013, 03:36 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
This one's for Gary... ...

This one's for Gary...
http://notalwaysright.com/the-darkest-coffee-lightens-the-mood/27567
Cafe | Cleveland, OH, USA

(We’ve just opened and I already have a long line, which is being held up by...
Forum: Anything Goes 02-06-2013, 09:42 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 89,947
Posted By theholycow
:horyshet: How'd it taste?

:horyshet:

How'd it taste?
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