New user introduction thread
 

:welcome:

Please post here to introduce yourself. Tell us a little about yourself. How did you hear about AllOffTopic? What made you finally decide to join? What do you like to do? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

came for the sekz. came to come

i hurd bout it from some fancy truk sight

I heard about it from cez while he was cleaning my taint.

which is spotless now btw

so fresh n clean

:lolwut:

This thread is for new users to introduce themselves. A link to it will be sent to them when they sign up. The idea is to make them post so Juan and I notice them and can see if they start to spam elsewhere.

I'll probably clean up this thread by moving all these irrelevant posts to the chat thread later.

Maybe we need shagz to install the thing that doesn't let noobs do anything UNTIL they post in here once.

I pretty much set it up that way already.

we still get new members? :lol:

Not lately since Rick had to block it due to spamz. We would get random noobs every now and then before that. They just never stayed very long lol.

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This like the show just the ten of us

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

So dis means I cant let u know a Lil about mah self :emo:

shhh, da gubament is watchin

Incoming...

:stimpy:

wut?

A new user signed up. Let's see if he posts...or spams.

oic....spam ensues

oh yeah im a new user I never introduced myself :rofl:

:bertstare:

well tech I am nga

Let's have a warm welcome for our latest spammers (and maybe, possibly, even a legit user or two)!

midox77, Samiam, SophiaSantiago, and Trisomia13 have been approved. I deleted a bunch of definite spammers from the moderation queue.

:welcome:

:lol:

Thanks for excepting me into the group. I dont have much to say yet please be patient. Thank you Sam.

welcome...........don't be a scammer

Glad to have you here! We don't get many new users, and I don't think we've had one in quite a few years who has actually posted anything...

I think they all come for porn

Damn thats one intelligent bot


Kidding aside, welcome. Enjoy the barren wasteland that is AOT. Play some arcade games and join in on the chat!

Warm welcome for our latest user Nealpatel. Hi Neal!

:welcome:

hello..

The strong quiet type I see

like most rapists

Hey fellas, I feel new around these parts myself.

:animewave:

hello nga............

Haven't approved users in a long time...d'oh. Deleted 16 signups that were definitely spam and approved these 3:

benzynyc

Onebad1983 (appears to be a used on another of Shaggy's forums)

WILDGAME (whose email address is jesty but, obviously, I cannot share that)

Welcome to AOT, if any of you sees the approval email and shows up!

Noice

bout time

Say hello to our newest user who will probably never login, lewiswhite!