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stonehenge 11-04-2011 06:23 AM

it is relevant to the thread brah

BillyJeanKing 11-18-2011 07:40 PM

so i'm driving :tembo: like a bawws (of course)

breakin bitches necks :pimp:

i pull up to a red light :blah:

the VERY second the light turned green the faggot behind me blows his horn :what?:

I get pissed :pissed:

I start driving and before i know it that faggot fudge packer speeds up and goes around me

he clearly underestimated how much of a crazy son of a bitch i really am

I saw this and without hesitation i sped up (vtec) :tembo: and got right back in front of his dumb ass :rofl:

I flipped him a painful bird :bird:

He realized he was dealing with an unstable motherfucker and fell way back

all in all brix were shat on his part and jests were had on mine

if i see that dick sucker again i will call cez just to get some crazy mexi/azn anime type rage ideas

stonehenge 11-18-2011 07:51 PM

if you follow cez advice, will end up in prison or living in mx on le lamb

i got a fuckin smiley story.. went to google and searched for "kittahstare" hoping that it would find it since AOT be pimp like that

came up as first result, got excited. Hovered over pic and it was from ******** (cgm) :blah:

fgts steal mah smiley and then it somehow is higher on google than le OG aot one?

:disappoint:

BillyJeanKing 11-18-2011 07:52 PM

sue dat cgm :imo:

jailtime be worth it also

i learn some good skills (nunchuks)

Cez★ 11-19-2011 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 364004)
if you follow cez advice, will end up in prison or living in mx on le lamb

i got a fuckin smiley story.. went to google and searched for "kittahstare" hoping that it would find it since AOT be pimp like that

came up as first result, got excited. Hovered over pic and it was from ******** (cgm) :blah:

fgts steal mah smiley and then it somehow is higher on google than le OG aot one?

:disappoint:

:rofltank:

did you check out other results?

i decided to google kittahstare and all these smileys from aot/gmfgts/cgm come up. some anime too :cheeky:

Barrrf 02-06-2012 10:44 PM

Create a story with smilies - Story is - Went to club with pals, drunk, boned fat chick, ect.....

:cheers::drunk::dance::boobs::dickslinger::eatAtY: :bj::turbohumping::sleepy::think::puke::suicide2:

The End

stonehenge 02-06-2012 11:04 PM

:lol:

TATERNATER 02-07-2012 03:09 PM

aaaaand thats how its done

natsuto 03-06-2012 06:10 AM

In fact, you stopped them, and when you put your head where it is hot easy = of DNW. No wonder he tried to commit suicide.

Cez★ 03-06-2012 06:10 AM

:what?:

stonehenge 03-06-2012 06:19 AM

:pissedoff: SAY SUMPTIN' ELSE BISH

:pissedoff: YEAH DATS RIGHT BISH


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