Skewl Stories
 

Random weird stuff that happened at school

About 5 minutes before school let out I was walking towards the cafeteria and when i walked in there smoke coming from a trashcan in the corner. Somebody had lit it on fire. I laughed and tried to get as far away as possible. Later on they said the can was fully on fire and the smoke detectors were going off for about 15 minutes.

Shit was hilarious

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vending machine stories at school

1st - I used my all in one printer to make fake $1 bills. I only made 5 of em and used them in a soda machine and the shit actually worked

2nd - I drilled a hole in a quater and tied a string through the hole so that when I went to put it in a vending machine i could just keep putting it in and taking it out - Shit didn't work because newer machines lock the coin down inside to keep shit like that from happening

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I found out that somebody picked the lock of a snack machine one day at school.

Needless to say it was stripped in 10 minutes.........HAHAHAHAHA

:security:

:roflsquared: Inkjet dollars working in machines...what'll they think of next...

that better not be sarcasm cow

my detector is broken

It's just rofling.

hahaha.
but yes teh coin thing doesnt work now

Some teacher at my school thought he would be a BAMF and setup a wiki for his class. He didn't secure it properly and eventually there was tons of pr0n on the school servers and he got in some big trouble :rofl2: it made the local news. I tried finding an article but failed :(

:lol:

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our school was on tv a few times. and not for good things :roflmao:

do tell cez

lol well back when katrina hit. my school and other schools took in kids from luisiana. teh wanksta kids from luisiana and houston started shit and it broke out and got a few other schools involved. news was covering that.
then one other time this big gang fight broke out by teh school and there was lots of talk bout it.
then when kids decided to protest something bout immigration. lots of school kids decided to walk out as a form of protest with other schools too.
this one other time after we had won a football game. the locker rooms had been broken into and the football players had their shit missing. saw that on teh morning news before i went to school :lol: i got there and saw teh news van

:lol:

:nono:

yeap.
not bad for being a 10 year old school

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well another one.
a kid got stabbed in teh head with a screwdriver and died at the middle school i went too. i wasnt there at teh time but my bro was

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ya.
we straight fucking gangstuhh : pimpin:

hahahahaha

my middle school had a ton of fights the first day it opened

you just can't combine rival elementary schools :hahano:

I saw a guy on the news the other day that was arrested for double homicide, he went to my HS and at one point worked at the same place I did, he always brought a gallon of kool-aid to work wtf

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Actually I might start bringing a gallon of KA to work. KA is the shit

:lol:

kool-aid

One guy at school got expelled a few weeks before senior graduation because some one said he had a "hit list" they found it and it had names of a couple gheyz and just ppl that he didn't like. I know this guy and he is an idiot, wouldn't have done anything with his list. He is the kinda dumbass that thinks "hellll ya i have a hitlist i'm such a BAMF!!". He deserves to sit at home while everyone graduates and then have him mom drive him to campus during the summer to get his diploma :rofl2:

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Oh and that kid (now 24 since he was the same age as me) still doesn't have a drivers license, still lives in the single wide beat to shit trailer with his mom, and she still gives him rides to work every day. :nono:

:roflmao:

we had a group of BAMF rapper guys at school that posted their music and pics on this site for people trying to get record deals

these idiots actually posted pics of themselves holding guns which were probably real

long story short, there was a raid type of thing one day and about 10 or 15 peeps got arrested

:facepalm:

Food fight in high school when M.I.T. recruiters were set up in the cafeteria :nonojest:

I made fake money like that before. But it was a 10 and a 20. I waded em up, ripped em a bit and threw em on the ground to see who would pick em up and think they scored big.

Some teachers got a hold of the money and did the same damn thing.


Later on in the day, Cops pull me off the bus and tell me someone used the money at lunch and got change and shit back. almost went to jail. they cuffed me and everything. I thought I was fucked.

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Did we go to the same school? There was a kid that did that at ours. Was in the paper and everything. Kid was a "special" per say. Can't get right lol

:roflmaonono:

:lol: fawking shad

shad be makin da counterfeits :uhoh:

:word:
did you at least add different serial numbers? :crazy:

Once I put about a dozen evenly spaced drops of superglue on the toilet seat. I heard that a fifth grader had to get his ass filed off of the seat by the janitor. I was afraid for my life.

:lol:

:roflsquared: wow