Homo insurance
 

Today I got a letter from my homeowners insurance company. Not my agent, the actual insurance company. This is the company I've been paying for 5 1/2 years without ever making a claim or even contacting customer service with a single question. I just pay and pay and pay.

The letter said they are dropping me.

They cite these reasons:
- Premise littered with autos (perhaps they didn't notice the up-to-date registration and inspection on everything except the S10)
- Debris (yes, I admit it, I've got a bunch of stuff in my yard)
- Generally unkept (maybe they were talking about all the snow I carefully shoveled)
- Missing railing to slider steps (exactly as it was when they originally agreed to insure it)
- Roof covering starting to rust (rust or exhaust from the oil heat exhaust pipe, exactly as it was when they originally agreed to insure it, except I painted the rusty other chimney)

The letter didn't say they will drop me if I don't clean it up. It said they will drop me, period.

They once sent me a letter saying someone would be out to inspect the property. They never told me when and my wife, unemployed, never saw anyone. However, it seems most likely that they were here when there was 3 feet of snow covering everything. How did they see the roof or most of the rest of that?

Fuck 'em. I got a cheaper quote from another company but I was too lazy to do it. Now I'll go ahead and do it.

Re: Homo insurance
 

Homo insurance? You hate teh gays so much you need insurance against them?

lol wtf. how they know all that?

they stalkin brah? :uhohkittah:

They must have sent someone at least two months ago before the excessive snow, and just didn't send the letter until now.

send them a letter back saying

dear fgts,


u mirin mah cars, unkept lawn and random shit all over. yea id be mirin too if i was u bishes.


ps.
:ujelly:


regards,


cao

:lol:

they forget with whom they be fucking with.

Re: Homo insurance
 

- Cao grazing in yard even though it is not farming property.

Why am I so offended by this? It's been a few hours and I'm still pissed off. I'm not afraid, I'm not worried, I'm just personally offended. Usually IDGAF about shit like that. WTF is wrong with me?

:umad:

Re: Homo insurance
 

I'd be pissed too, you've never filed a claim, never got a warning, etc. At least you'll end up paying less.

time for another badass "Columbia House" letter

:lol2:

repz

i dont see how they can do that legally

How they know all those things in the first place? One of them angry neighbors be mirin your stuff and go "ima get his 'surance involved". They probably old. Have any elderly livin near by?



Burn their house down.

:word: That's pretty much what I was thinking.
No, they sent me a letter a long time ago saying they'd send someone to inspect the property. They never said when and my wife, home all the time, never heard anybody.

Cao's place sounds like a sht hole.

:hgh:

Caos are messy. We're not good at cleanup on account of the hooves.

Just fucking with you Jesus. Chill out bro. :crazy:

:snap:
:ape: COME AT ME BRO!

Crash :gB: into their office

:gB: would probably come out unharmed, is beast metal BOF cawr. Office RIP

:serio:

find your agents home take shit all over house take pictures send into there company